Damn jail!

Oh help me lord! Do ya'll know where I've been? I was in the Clark County jail. Damn, they finally got me on that old prostitution charge! As I was coming out of the Excaliber hotel, a plain clothes officer said "Mary?" My dumb ass turned and said "what?" Hell I thought I was fix in' to score another date!! He took me to jail and after what seems like 50 years, I got released on a $250 bond! I just paid it I'll go to court this time, and get my cash bond back. Stupid me! The cop didn't know I was just leaving a man in room 601! He was nice but a real boring kinda guy. He's in town for a poultry conference. He told me he was married, like I had some interest in him besides his money. He talked for an hour about frozen chicken blah, blah, blah...I could have fell asleep! I didn't get home till 8:30 in the morning. Now I'm broke, got to get my ass in gear and redo my Craig's list ad! Need to get a date tonight! I'm going to lay out and work on my tan by the pool today and worry about all this shit later. What the hell it's beer 30 here!