Showing posts with label drinkin'. Show all posts
Showing posts with label drinkin'. Show all posts

Monday, February 2, 2009

Lost in Texas.

I missed the damn bus. I don't care, fuck it. I was having a drink at this bar near the bus stop and this girl named Chris asked me to play pool. She bought me some beer and the next thing I know it was an hour past the time the bus left and here I am. I beat her, I won in pool. I'm real good. Chris is so nice she's a truck driver and said she'd drive me as far as she can. Maybe that's best I hate the bus.


Chris is cool, she likes to travel like I do. She grew up in Texas and wanted to travel so off she went on the road! I didn't tell her I was going to Las Vegas to work in a Bunny Ranch, I told her I was going to be a baker. That's what I should do but the money isn't as good. I am starving, maybe Chris will know of some place good to eat around here. She said sometimes she gets lost in Texas cause it's so big. I know for sure I'm lost.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

I got a job!



     You will not believe this!  I was out drinkin' last night and that girl with the big titties was working.  I found out her momma owns the place and was talking and stuff and I told her I needed a job and one of her bartenders is pregnant, so one drink after another and I got the job!!!  I start today!  I am so happy! Today was gonna be the day I dyed my hair but I'll wait now.

     Oh I gotta tell yall somethin' else too.  I got laid!  It wasn't my normal kinda guy, he's older and has money.  He bought my drinks all night, we danced and talked and had a good time.  He don't live here he lives in Tennessee, travels here a lot for business.  He liked my truck, but we took his car a real nice Cadillac, daddy would love it! I'm not drinkin' today, I gotta watch myself.  Being locked up for so long and now back to drinkin' I'm kinda green!  Can't wait till later!