You will not believe this! I was out drinkin' last night and that girl with the big titties was working. I found out her momma owns the place and was talking and stuff and I told her I needed a job and one of her bartenders is pregnant, so one drink after another and I got the job!!! I start today! I am so happy! Today was gonna be the day I dyed my hair but I'll wait now.
Oh I gotta tell yall somethin' else too. I got laid! It wasn't my normal kinda guy, he's older and has money. He bought my drinks all night, we danced and talked and had a good time. He don't live here he lives in Tennessee, travels here a lot for business. He liked my truck, but we took his car a real nice Cadillac, daddy would love it! I'm not drinkin' today, I gotta watch myself. Being locked up for so long and now back to drinkin' I'm kinda green! Can't wait till later!
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